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[this one's so short, I can't even put it under a cut]
[also, when's the last time I wrote crack? I don't remember. this was a good meme for crackfic]
“What is the fucking BOA doing in the living room?!”
Qui-Gon didn’t even look up from his datapad. “Ah, that. Remember the snake we brought back from our mission on Kelin VI some years ago?”
Obi-Wan raised an eyebrow slowly. “Yes?”
“Apparently he was very happy here, and decided to grow another several feet.”
“That’s not—that’s Jawa? Alright, not a boa then.” Obi-Wan shook his head. “Fine. Why the living room?”
“Now that would be a good question to ask your Padawan.”
AU of
thedeadcat's ReEntry, in which Obi-Wan somehow managed to pick up a new species of Kelin snake that grows to boa proportions, I guess? XD
[this one's so short, I can't even put it under a cut]
[also, when's the last time I wrote crack? I don't remember. this was a good meme for crackfic]
maawi said: What is the fucking BOA doing in the living room?!
“What is the fucking BOA doing in the living room?!”
Qui-Gon didn’t even look up from his datapad. “Ah, that. Remember the snake we brought back from our mission on Kelin VI some years ago?”
Obi-Wan raised an eyebrow slowly. “Yes?”
“Apparently he was very happy here, and decided to grow another several feet.”
“That’s not—that’s Jawa? Alright, not a boa then.” Obi-Wan shook his head. “Fine. Why the living room?”
“Now that would be a good question to ask your Padawan.”
AU of
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